During a short mid-term break trip to Phuket, I was sitting in the hotel gardens, conforming with the non-smoking regulations at the hotel, when I was approached by a lithe young boy dressed as a girl.

An offer of fluid removal was suggested (by use of hand gestures, obviously not an EFL student) and I accepted and her tiny skirt was removed and her flat chest was revealed. She stroked her teenage cock directly in front of me until a healthy young spurt of semen was delivered. A heaped tablespoon of pure thai white jetted out onto her inner thigh and down her smooth leg, so like a gentleman I lent down and delicately licked her clean. A murmer of satisfaction was then let out by myself as a weak teaspoon of fresh English cream oozed out of my own dick-girl deprived dong onto her other leg, making a delightful sight as the white globules made their own way southward the full length of her muscular ladyboy leg with the aid of gravity. I chose not to clean this delivery but enjoyed the sight of her massaging in the fresh deposit as if she were applying Nivea. A purple BHT500 note was then discretely handed to her with a warm smile.

Cigarette breaks can be so therapeutic.

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Teaching English in Thailand has it’s advantages, non less so than the easy introduction to an ample supply of available and receptive anal-kitty from willing ladyboys more than happy to show respect to their tutor. The key being never to take advantage. Passes for penises, that’s what I call it, it’s part of my induction to EFL.

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After-hours tuition must rank as one of the teacher’s premium perks. Little or no work gets done, grades are simply adjusted in accordance with the pupil’s personal penis performance.

This episode concluded with Fon never having to worry about failing to acquire the term’s required pass mark. She’d brought a homemade salami packed-lunch for me, which was so smooth and firm and with just the right amount of cream and salt added. And for afters the chocolate dessert with sprinkles was simply to die for, left me with a pleasant aftertaste too.

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Pipo, the perfect pecker-packing poppet fresh from the Nissan Factory up North. One look was all it took, she mesmerized me with her tiny leggy frame and her substantial supply of silicon.

Baby, where’d you get your body from? - The answer being from her Momma and one of Bangkok’s best tittie-fixing factories. With the addition of a brace of tramp-stamps makes her the perfect P4P penis partner, absolutely phenominal. Rock on! - I certainly have.

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The first time I had the pleasure of Nancy it almost changed my life forever. For such a tiny-framed titless todger-teaser Nancy has really got it going on downstairs in the basement. Not only does she boast a heat-seeking ballistic missile for a pecker, but the sheer eye-watering girth of her sex-pistol could send your back to the wall, never mind the bollocks.

I greedily dined and drank orally, but declined the temptation to accept entry via the tradesman’s rear entrance, as I didn’t want to jeopardize the loss of my sphincter snap. The loss of rectal drainage control is so unattractive.

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When a lovely ladyboy bends over and spreads her asian ass cheeks for further inspection it’s almost impossible to turn a blind eye. An anus invitation can only end in one outcome as far as I’m concerned, anal penetration by tongue and todger.

Following my frenulum release operation two terms ago my tongue’s penetrable value and probing potential has improved considerbably. Both to the delight of my sexual partner and myself.

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I adore straight jet-black hair on a ladyboy, but with the addition of a pair of ruby red cock-consuming lips there is nothing more seductively luring in the world.

Her long slender legs got more than their fair share of my tongue and her purple-headed penis took the full brunt of my oral abilities. But ultimately it was her lips engulfing my pulsing-pecker that caused a full-on cascade of my next generation to be dispatched into her open and receptive mouth. In a nutshell, she was fucking marvelous!

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Dao was having issues with her landlady, fucking bitch she is, so I offered her a bed at my place for a few nights until she could get her shit sorted out.

Dao is a real tranny treasure, but cockless, as she’s had the dreaded chop, but I’ve got a soft spot for her. Her long lean legs and sweet-tasting olive skin send shivers down my spine, she is very softly spoken and was no burden to me what-so-ever while she stayed over.

But bless her little Isaan heart, she had no funds to repay the favor but insisted on giving me something. She sweetly offered the only currency she has in abundance, her young and tender pecker-inverted body. I still fucked her in the ass mind, debt repaid in full.

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Ming is definately no minger, far from it. If she’s not freelancing in Bangers she can be found strutting her sleek pecker-packing physique in a ladyboy dick-den down in Phuket.

Cocktails & Dreams, located just off Bangla Road, is the proud home of plenty of Phuket’s perfect penis-packing peaches.

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The proud owner of the ultimate penis of peckerdom is Mint, no contest. She’s more like a fucking tripod with that third appendage of the third gender.

I have never had the pleasure of Mint to-date, but to be honest I’m a tad scared of her weaponry, as my defences are distinctly inadequate for any attack she may have planned. But never say never.

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Seriously, can a ladyboy be any more appealing than this delicious cute little asian spice girl?

Her grades are top of the class, as far as her fee paying parents are concerned, but her English grammar can be frustratingly poor. Whilst on the subject of her parents; they went fucking ballistic when they saw the ‘SEX’ tramp-stamp on her left tit. But they pay me for private tuition and remedial classes for their little baby girl, which of course I carry out to the best of my ability. It’s just that every lesson ends up with her body completely covered in my saliva and fresh British baby-gravy dripping reluctantly from her freshly bummed bottom.

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I have ST’d this honey-whore on a couple of occasions, but I can never remember her name, single syllable something… Nit, Nat, Nut… Whatever, nevermind.

It’s her fine fuckable features and luscious lean legs that bring me back again and again. No tits to speak of, not even little iddy-biddy boom-boom hormone boobies, flat as the proverbial fucking pancake. But she maintains a smooth and delicious chassis with delicately groomed under-carriage.

Never fucking happy… Another THB200 for the Taxi fare home teeruk? - OK, you’re worth it.

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When I walked into Obsession Bar in Bangkok’s seedy Nana Entertainment Plaza my eyes were immediately drawn to Cartun. All the other girls drifted into a blur as I beckoned her over, and in an instant I was transported to heaven. With drinks barely touched she was BF’d and we were on our way across the slut-ridden car park of the Nana Hotel. As we walked through reception Cartun handed her ID card to security and we were whisked up to my 11th floor superior room, via a 20 year old rarely maintained elevator.

Cartun was a sheer delight, she expertly guided my tongue and mouth across every inch of her exquisite dick-equipped body, caressing my face as I tongued her flesh, I had reached Nirvana. She stood and inserted her most precious organ into my awaiting mouth and with gentle persuasion I milked Cartun until she unleashed a protein packed spurt of ecstacy down my oesophagus. I was like a cat that got the cream, money well spent.

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Thailand must arguably rank as the undisputed mecca for smooth petite cock-carrying sex goddesses, such as this delicious young available ladyboy prostitute working in Nana Plaza’s seed extracting Obsession Bar.

On numerous occasions I have enjoyed the company of this oriental delight, in exchange for some compensatory Thai Baht, naturally, and she has never failed to pleasure me beyond belief every single time and accepts my eager sperm in either of her two pleasure recepticles. I’ll be back for more for sure, I’m obsessed.

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